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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2x01 Sneak Peek [x]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. sneak peak. - Season 2, Episode 1.

Why now?

"I’ll let you go. If you stay." 

friends meme: 2/3 characters · chandler bing

"If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be the crazy man with a snake, you know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won’t walk past my place, they will RUN. ‘Run away from crazy snake man!’ they’ll shout.”

one hundred days of friends:
 1. You know what’s weird?